The Onion
Geschrieben von Björn | Abgelegt in Fundstücke, Reisen
Die beste Wochenzeitung, die man bekommen kann ist The Onion. Ich bin mir nicht ganz sicher, aber bei einigen Artikeln habe ich das Gefuehl, als waeren sie nicht allzu gut recherchiert – manchmal scheint es gar als waeren sie erfunden. Meine Lieblingsartikel:
BETHESDA, MD—A long, idiotic rant delivered by a demonstrably stupid man was interrupted Monday by the ramblings of a man who, in addition to being stupid, spoke in a very loud voice. “The first man was certainly stupid, but he was more relentless than loud,” said a quiet and somewhat reasonable man who witnessed the dispute. “So when the other man began saying something even stupider at a much higher volume, naturally I had to pay attention to him.” As of press time, both men had quieted down somewhat, but remained stupid.
The Onion – Stupid Man Overshadowed By Louder Stupid Man.
Auch sehr schoen Three Fingered On Class Trip To Washington, D.C., Zitat:
“We expect our students to be on their best behavior here in Washington,” said vice principal Tom Molinaro, who is known to often fall asleep during bus rides, thus increasing the chances of a fingering taking place. “Remember, we’re representing our school here.”
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While the official count remains at three, students speculated that as many as 20 of their classmates have been or will be fingered before the trip’s end. However, ninth-grade sources have ruled out any chance of 15-year-old Emily Blankenship being fingered, felt up, or even touched, for that matter.
Fantastisch, das sind Nachrichten, die es wert sind gedruckt zu werden!
